RATS - Dirty Ron


Watch the rats all leave the sinkin' boat
After they stuff themselves of the biscuits in the hold
Yeh they shat where I sat and pissed in my shoes
But those toothy fuckers were my only crew

100 miles from the coast, rusted old compass and a burnin' nose
Did they forget the times, I gave what I saved and all-a what I know
Keep pests as guests and you'd better learn to row

I got sea sick I got scurvy, 
so the rats took a chance to get their paws dirty
They're manning the sails got their hands on the wheel
Seven o'clock and all is well

300 miles from the shore, squeakin at the leakin there's a scratch at the door
Captain there's no time we're sinkin' down to Davey Jones door
Keep pests as guests and you’d better learn to row

All hands on necks now boys it's the parasites time to shine...