SIMPLE THINGS - Dirty Ron Well I don't like cool things, no matter what you believe I can't help it if I look sharp down here like a ten dollar magazine Coz cool things crease, and cool things burn And the cinders get swept up and we never learn I like simple things that work, Guy Clark sung it for all us jerks I don't like pretty thinks, except for you and yer mum A love of pretty things has made many a man come undone They're like syntax, like a silhouette They're the occasionally pretty things that you occasionally forget I like simple things that work, Guy Clark sung it for all us jerks Now I'm a simple thing, as dense as steam I like beer and toast and most things folks take for granteed It's my lot, essentials all I want I want smokes and jokes 'n dirty folks and a kiss from Ruby I like simple things that work, Guy Clark sung it for a ll us jerks