SOME FELLA'S HEARTBREAKER - Spit Polish Some fella's gonna write a heartbreaker, yeh, And dedicate it straight to you A sweet, short, three-chord heartbreaker And it's gonna sell a million or two He's gonna sit right down on his front step And write about your jukebox hips and how they made him a wreck He's gonna transcribe how you left him behind But honey, that's just not my style Some fella's gonna write you a heartbreaker It's as safe as cash in a bank And the interest charged on your sweet disregard Is gonna keep him in wine and fat A morning Bloody-Mary and a dictionary rhyme He's gonna pick you apart in a three-four style He's gonna dissect his own heart that you wrecked But honey that's a waste of time Some ladies leave some carnage in their wake But don't you go thinkin’ a song can get him through I know what those things can do They won't let you forget, 'cos damn... she's still the subject Some fella's gonna write you a heartbreaker It's as if you mapped it out that way His signature tune started with gin and your room And you dumped him by the middle eight And even though he's diggin' the attention it brings He can still feel his chest ache each time he sings that Sweet, short, three-chord heartbreaker, yeh That's dedicated straight to you It's dedicated straight to you And he says "Oh, girl... oh, damn you".