THE SINGER SONGWRITER BLUES - Dirty Ron Well I can really tell my bandmates are startin' to worry 'bout me I'm doin things with my facial hair reminiscent o' 1973 Listenin' to the Eagles and Steely Dan even the ones you aint supposed to like Got myself dolled up in a sharp white suit like Dylan at the Isle O White An' I'm takin' it all so serious now so complex I won't leave a clue I got the age old sack o shit singer songwriter blues Yeh the age old solid gold singer songwriter blues I'm sacrificing happiness for a fat royalty cheque One that I can nonchalantly shove in my pocket but bank the first chance I get Stay up late night Bourbon and Orange, feelin' all safe and snug That I aint out sharin' my life or my time or my precious recreational drugs An' I'm takin' it all so serious now so complex I won't leave a clue I got the age old bullet hole singer songwriter blues Yeh the age old where's my towel singer songwriter blues The ways and means, have got me guaranteed... oh feel my pain. Now age it shall not weary them who shuffle in between the times Who cares bout what's the latest thing when you can steal yer loved ones' lives And turn them into cheap tomes that may not reach the heart But sound real good with 3 chord changes and a sequestered string chart. An' I'm takin' it all so serious now so complex I won’t leave a clue I got the age old don't call singer songwriter blues Yeh the age old bleedin' heart, where's my line feel my art, somethin' rhymin' with orange... singer songwriter blues